[sticky entry] Sticky: Voicemail.

Mar. 29th, 2019 06:49 am
chef_chocobro: (using my phone)
"You have reached the voicemail of Ingis Scientia. I am unavailable to take your call at this moment, but if you would please leave a message, I will assuredly get back to you as soon as possible."

**BEEEEEEP**

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chef_chocobro: ((older) (no glasses) sexy coffee tiems)
While the exterior of the mansion was, in fact, creepy and intimidating as ever, inside was nothing but festive warmth. Most of the decorations had already been put up, save for the one big main centerpiece, which was far too important and certainly did require a full afternoon and evening to take care of: their Christmas tree. Brought in directly from Nell's Soulwood property by Gladio, it was a full and impressive evergreen that infused the air with the fresh scent of pine, mingling perfectly with all the notes of cinnamon and peppermint already lingering in the wake of Ignis's flurry of food preparation, so that he and Liliana would have plenty to nibble on and sip at as they dripped its branches with holiday elegance and accoutrements.

Of course, his timing with everything had been impeccable, leaving a nice moment where he could just sort of enjoy his hard work through the day with a very strong mug of coffee spiked with both mint and alcohol. Listening to the orchestral sweeps of music and the crackling fire, waiting for Liliana to get home from the Consortium. Which, considering he'd insisted they wait until she'd finished with her work, he suspected would be sooner rather than later.

And another great part of it? Ignis didn't even have to look at how ugly anyone's sweaters were today, although he could certainly have done without the island apparently compensating by making the sweater he was stuck with feel almost as wretched as it no doubt appeared.

[[ mostly for the lady of the house, but certainly can be open for other visitors, with the caveat that I will likely be S L O W as hell ]]
chef_chocobro: ((wee tiny) thumbs up)
Invitations may have been sent out by one Ignis earlier that week, but this Ignis was not aware of such a thing. All this Ignis, significantly younger and somehow more serious than that Ignis, really knew was that he was here again in this now familiar mansion, waking up mysteriously once more beside a girl who had somehow become very near and dear to him as a friend, on the weekend before her birthday. Clearly, he needed to take advantage of that, and decided that he wanted to throw her a party. After all, they had all this space in the mansion, a glorious ballroom, and a very capable zombie...helper (he recoiled at the application of a word like servant, for very personal reasons)...so why not?

So new invitations for roughly the same occasion were being sent out, not nearly so fancy as the ones that had landed in mailboxes earlier that week, but still written carefully and studiously with a steady and serious hand, and his best attempts at drawings of birthday balloons and a birthday cake.

And, as it so happened, by some magic he didn't think to question, just like he didn't question his sudden appearance in this now-familiar mansion, it seemed that the ground works for a party had already been laid out for him, making the task of a single day to put it together much less insurmountable. Truly, serendipitous, that the catered food had already been ordered, that entertainers were arriving throughout the day, that a new chandelier was being installed that very day! Of course, these things were all a bit....different upon arrival than the ones that had been originally ordered: the food was all scrumptious but decidedly kid friendly, in its various pizza and nugget forms, the fine wine took the form of the fanciest juice boxes one ever did see, and the chandelier in question was actually a giant piƱata that hung over the room in anticipation of being bashed open in the celebration to revel many delicious treats inside.

Not only that, there was a spooky bouncy castle, the musicians original hired were instead performers of magic and puppetry to delight any child guest, and instead of the poker tournament that had been planned, there were kid-like games set up of Pin the Feathers on the Chocobo, a beanbag toss, limbo, and the like.

And, of course, just out in the garden, pony rides.

Everything (hopefully!) that a girl would want for her birthday party, while the boy who planned it was a little stunned at how easily it had all come together. Almost as if something more than him had managed to get it all nicely set up for him, and all he had to do was bring it all together.

[[ OCD is, of course, incoming! Party open to one and all! ]]
chef_chocobro: ((older) *snap!*)
It would surely be no surprise to anyone who knew Ignis that he could, at times, be a bit...well, obsessive, when it came to feeding people. There was also a part of him that felt that, yes, Liliana, even though they were very much guests that were not invited, he couldn't very well just ignore the GateWatch's presence on the island this weekend. Furthermore, there was a brunch that day at the Park, and he was certain that voracious Planeswalker appetites will be continued to be satiated there later at some point as well, by making his own breakfast for them, he could at least mitigate the amount of time spent with them all chipping away at the privacy here that, clearly, they had been taken for granted.

Sure, sure, plenty of damage had no doubt already been done, but the more time spent in cultivated spaces, the less opportunity for chaos, disorder, or whatever else was making this such a hard weekend for Liliana to deal with.

And so there he was, back in the kitchen of his old apartment, where he had shuttled their visitors into for the sake of preserving at least some sanctity to their home before the mansion wound up going the way of the Ravnica townhouse and them taking permanent residence down in Argentina (and then where, after that was inevitably spoiled and breeched??), to surprise them all with a nice breakfast. Of course, Liliana had been more than welcome to join them, but he rather suspected she'd continue to prefer him to lean into excuses that she was far too busy with the demands of the actual purpose of the weekend. He was more than willing to do his best to keep them distracted, occupied, entertained, and, most importantly, out of her hair entirely.

And, okay, okay, let's face it. He may have just really wanted to dive into the excuse to just make a really big breakfast for everyone. Like the beginning of the post may suggest, it was....a whole thing.

He was absolutely going to continue to insist to himself that it was all just strategy, though. Ahem.

[[ for all the guests, of course, should they so wish, and anyone else who might want to swing by for breakfast or otherwise! ]]
chef_chocobro: ((wiz chocobo post))
Wiz Forlane might have been long gone by now, but Wiz Chocobo Post, post-war, post-Long Night, post New Dawn, was thriving. Settled on the edge of the misty Nebulawood of the Duscae region just outside of New Insomnia, with the Disc of Cauthess looming nearby, far colder than it used to be, what had used to be just a small outpost dedicated to renting (and sometimes racing!) chocobos to travelers had become a bit of an institution. Without the worries of war and the plight of Starscourge making travel safe at any time of day or night, the place had thrived under Camilla's new ownership in the past two years, building a more comfortable inn for visitors and expanding the legacy that Wiz had left behind. And this weekend, where all across Eos, people were celebrating the birthday of the Last King of Lucis, it was also incredibly busy.

Something that Ignis had not expected, although, in retrospect, he supposed he should have.

Either way, he had been proactive in assuring that they'd all had rooms at the hotel, and as they found their way to the Post from their portal, he had to admit, there was something incredibly reassuring about it. The last time they'd been here, the place had been all but abandoned, and now there were families and couples, individual travelers and chocobo enthusiasts; down by the Neeglyss Pond, their main fishing spot for this trip, he could already hear the Catoblepas trudging through the water, and it filled him with a sort of...pride. His relationship with Eos as of late may have been a difficult, complicated thing, and as much as he was coming to terms with the fact that it had given him so little compared to how much he'd given up for her, it felt good to know that it was healing. That all that he had given wasn't completely for naught.

Especially on this weekend.

"Well, then," he announced to his assembled group of companions, "and now we've arrived."

And now he just waited for the inevitable squeal from Noctra the moment she spotted one of the actual chocobos.

....or Prompto, too, for that matter.

[[ for thems that are there with him! And NFB for distance, of course! ]]
chef_chocobro: ((older) curious headturn)
There would always be a part of Ignis that couldn't help but feeling that retaining his lease on the MHA apartment was a waste of money and resources, though that part of him was swiftly quieted by the irrefutable evidence of just how convenient and useful still having it and having access to it had been. Not only as a conveniently closer location for quick bursts of romantic rendezvous, but also as an excellent place to work on things or to keep things that might run the risk of early exposure, thus ruining some surprise, were it to occur or be held at the mansion. Which did seem to make it quite the glorified storage unit, really, but a useful one at that.

Well, not just a glorified storage unit, but even if it was just that, regular maintenance on it was especially crucial because it was not being used. Letting something sit and forgetting about all the finer details was an excellent way to ensure its slow decay. But those romantic rendezvous were fairly regular...but what of the time in between them? Dust still collected, a staleness settled in the air, a dormant, vacant space was just an invitation to all sorts of settling uncleanliness and other things.

So Ignis had made it a habit, usually after his visit to the Consortium, of swinging by the apartment to clean. To check appliances and fixtures, let in some fresh air, change the linens, keep tabs on general wear-and-tear through the march of time...All those little things that kept a place habitable that flew under most people's radars.

Perhaps it was just old habits, too. He found a certain comfort and familiarity in being the steady, silent, unseen force that made the lives of those he cared about seamlessly better in ways they'd never even realize. Liliana might spend, at best, an hour or two a week in the MHA apartment, but that was no reason why it shouldn't be perfect and immaculate every time she did.

So, needless to day, when he came by that Monday to tidy up and discover it to be anything but the usual quiet stillness he was accustomed to, he was a little thrown. Even more so by the fact that he was greeted not only with an inordinate amount of activity coming from the kitchen (leading one to, for a brief moment, dread a potential raccoon- or gremlin-related break-in), but also the scent of cooking (or at least the attempts at it) and the occasional worrisome thump or clatter followed by rather unique and colorful cursing. Concern creased his brow for a moment (in part just because his mind was already thinking of the additional cleaning time required this week now), but then his head tilted with the curiosity that was overriding it as he ventured that way.

"....Liliana?"

[[ and for the unexpected kitchen invader, obvi~ and doubly NFB, se vois plait ]]
chef_chocobro: ((older) conversing with gladio)
If Liliana had just remained a cat this whole time these past two weeks, then Ignis would likely be fine with it, even with all the dead mice that had been left proudly for him, especially in their bed, which he could at least understand as the gesture it was meant to be. But there was something about having had her turn back oh-so-briefly last Thursday, only to revert back to her current feline state, that made everything exceptionally harder.

Though he would admit a certain respect for the dedication to academic pursuits/complaining about ancient assholes.

Which basically meant that the mansion was spotless, the pantry was filled with fresh baked goods and everyone's freezers had all sorts of prepped meals stuffed into them, he had at least two semesters' worth of lesson plans if he ever did start teaching again, and the training room was getting some extensive and intensive use these morning. Ignis had been so dogged and determined in nailing the drills that even Gladio was getting a little winded and wondering if maybe they should take it easy.

Which meant Prompto was practically dying, groaning as he plopped down on the floor and spread out his limbs, crying mercy.

"I'm too young to go this early!" he declared. "I have children! Do you want Liz to be a widow?"

"Well," Gladio offered, giving Prompto's foot a small nudge with his own, before offering out a hand to pull him up, "on the bright side, at least she won't have to change her wardrobe much for mourning."

"We've almost got it to perfection," Ignis insisted. "Just a few more times, and--"

"--and we're just going to get more tired and make mistakes, which makes it harder to get there," Gladio countered. "Aren't you the one who's always harping on us about pushing past our limits?"

"Oh," Ignis huffed slightly, "I haven't likely said that in years."

"Not for yourself, maybe," Prompto pointed out, and there was a bit of a pause, and Ignis sighed.

"Let's just run it five mor--" His words were buried in groans. "Three more times, and we'll have ourselves a break."

"Or," Prompto tried, "call it a day."

"Well, we'll finish the job once we do it right, then. Come on. Liven up. Practice makes perfect."

"Practice," Prompto murmured, mostly to himself, maybe a little to Gladio, "makes me want to just shoot a guy right in the butt."

"I heard that."

[[ for the lady of the house, please! and if you don't expect this to go NFSW then I don't know what you think you were reading... ]]
chef_chocobro: <user name="deathsmajesty"> is amazing. ((older) (no glasses) all dressed up)
When the guests arrived, they would, of course, be instructed to find their way to the garden conservatory; the subtle decorations both inside the mansion and through the exterior gardens would guide most people to there, and, barring that, the steward was naturally on hand to provide and escort. There, they would find a scene that seemed almost a stark contrast to the dark and brooding decor of a necromancer, a place filled with light and life, with plants both decorative and functional, colorful and aromatic and useful, and, of course, no lack of the expected gothic or Victorian touches here and there. Somewhere, some cleverly situated water fixture babbled steadily along with the light, inobtrusive music that set the atmosphere: something elevated just slightly above casual, that slight touch of pretentiousness that was gentle in its demands for propriety and decorum and class. Comfortable chaises and chairs were arranged here and there sociably, a gathering a wrought-iron bistro tables and chairs as well, but the set-up seemed to suggest the kind of floating interactions of butterflies among flowers, drifting from one to the next with an airy regard.

And, of course, the spread of food was exceptional, lighter fair, but plenty of it, things that could be enjoyed while fluttering about with the other guests in one hand, while the other held a glass of fine wine or sparkling water garnished with fresh fruits or even a robust coffee or a floral cup of tea. Small sandwiches and crostini, bruschetta and other variations, but there were also empanadas with a chimichurri sauce, paella with scallops, pomegranate pork kebabs...

Spring rolls, summer rolls, smoked salmon cucumber rolls...

And of course, desserts, which would include alfajores dulce de leche, coffee truffles, fruit crostini, and key lime mini pies.

Needless to say, no one should be wanting for food. Just be careful not to fill up on treats too much if you plan to stay on later; there was still plenty of dancing to be had, once the party moved itself to the awaiting ballroom.

[[ naturally, ocd incoming ocd is up! Come and celebrate with us! ]]
chef_chocobro: ((older) (no glasses) amused to the side)
After a weekend like the last, Ignis and Liliana had whisked themselves south, shirking their oh-so-pressing duties on the island to cloister for a few days in the sunny countryside villa that had entered their ever-growing roster of hideaways, habitations, and households, and weren't they both better off because of it. Of course, for Ignis, it wasn't just about some well-earned relaxation to ease the physical and mental strain and drain that went with several days hunched over in a workroom or traipsing around Innistrad.

For Ignis, things were rarely so singularly intentioned as that, although yesterday....that had been intentionally simple, a day of basking in each other's company, feasting on local foods, making idle plans that may or may not be followed through on, distractions pending, and just reveling in the intricate steps of their surprisingly easy and endless waltz. And today had been much of the same, with just a bit more laziness involved. Lounging in bed a little later, less complicated recipehs that lent themselves well to distracted cooking, skipping his training forms out on the deck in favor of appreciating the fine work of Liliana's fingers as they plucked at her lyre or brushed through his hair and behind his ears, his head in her laps, as they discussed the artistic merits of more of that Kamigawan poetry she'd recently unearthed.

And now, as evening fell, the next second. The underlying purpose. And also the edge of a potential point of no return. And one might argue that he could still step back from that precipice, but he would find that arguement faulty and flawed. The last few days had only bolstered his convictions.

He might not be able to see the slowly emerging stars in the stretch of sky darkening above them, but he could feel the coolness creeping into the air, he could hear the sounds of the day shifting into the music of the evening, and feel the oh-so-subtle weight of the shadows shifting and lengthening to let him know that the twilight hour was upon them.

"Darling?" He found Liliana, two glasses in one hand and a bottle of one of the wines they had cultivated together on one of their first ventures out here in the other. "I think tonight is an excellent one to enjoy the fruits of our labors. Don't you agree?"

[[ for the paramour, por favor, and NFB for distance~ ]]
chef_chocobro: ((older) no glasses - simple)
Prompto had been a bit anxious about getting back to Liz and Noctra, so when they left their weeend campsight that morning, they did so early. Far too early, Ignis imagined, for Liliana, unless Liliana had simply not yet been to sleep yet, which he fully acknowledged was just as likely. If she thought her tendency to use his absences for an excuse for marathon workshop sessions had escaped his noticed just because he wasn't there, then she clearly underestimated him...and the amount of ready-meals and instructions to the steward to ensure that they were being consumed.

It had been a long weekend, though, perhaps not as physically demanding as their days in the wilderness of the past had been, but emotionally? Mentally? Convicing your best friends and brothers that the road of vampirism was the best course to take was more than a little exhausting. So his first goal was to find his way to the shower, to clean off the dirt and sweat of the great outdoors, and then the next step was, of course, coffee. Not that there's been any lack of it at the campsite, but, well, there were degrees, and a nice cup made in his own kitchen would be just the thing. And then breakfast, where, if the aromas alone didn't pull Liliana out from either slumber or study, he could simply bring it to her.

He was not at all surprised that it ended up being the latter, finding his way to where she was, and now able to up the ante to wake her up with a soft, careful kiss and a murmured, "Good morning, my love."


[[ mostly for the lady in the house but certainly can be open after that~ (and nsfw-y what a surprise]]
chef_chocobro: ((carbuncle))
For a good, long time, even when they were back on Eos, Ignis had never been afflicted with that particular Fandom phenomena of random animal (or, in some cases, plant) transformations, as if the powers behind such whimsy knew that he'd need to still be quite himself for the sake of the others. But as soon as that was not necessary, as soon as he, too, seemed to have someone to take care of him, he had his first bout, a little bat comfortably nestled against Liliana, dreadfully on the nose with its thematic accuracy, and that was, then, what he suspected he would continue to be in those moments. After all, Prompto was always a puppy, Gladio always the flower of his namesake.

But that was, clearly, not the case. He'd taken a different form this time, at a horribly inopportune time....or was it? The 'foxicorn,' as he had been so charmingly dubbed by Chandra, was in actuality, a carbuncle, a legendary Eosian creature. A Messenger, in fact, a creature that might inspire comparisons to angels in other realms, though you certainly wouldn't catch Ignis making that connection. Of the twenty-four messengers that served the Astrals, all of them answered to the Oracle...except for one, who answered specifically to the Lucian royal house. Carbuncle, of course. Noctis' father had given him a Carbuncle totem in his youth, around the same time as his mother's death, around the same time that he'd also brought Ignis to him to be his companion and steward. Carbuncle, too, was a helper and a healer. A guide, a guardian, a protector.

So was it really much of a surprise, then, that it had been the form that Ignis had taken, in that moment? It wouldn't have been the first time, either, that Carbuncle made its presence known to him, at some moment of imminent danger.

But while he was in this new carbuncle form, it was all warmth and comfort and light. It was all a bit fuzzy, too, and it was with a feeling of clarity and the return of darkness that Ignis realized he was back to himself again. He was curled up against Liliana, and there were cool, chill fingers in his hair, right behind his ear, where her nails had gently scratched. There was the slightest moment of a hesitation before he uttered his first human sound in several days, just a deep, grateful rumble of appreciation, his head tilting and leaning into the touch. And were it not for the fact that he had arms again to hold her and lips again to kiss her, he might have stayed exactly there to revel in it. But he did have both those things, and so much more, and memories and awareness starting to flood back in, as well, so while he may have lingered a bit longer than he might have ever allowed years ago, he shifted, unraveling himself only to turn and wrap himself anew around Liliana and seek out her lips with his own, and murmuring into this as he regained his voice.

"Hello, my love," he said. "Miss me?"

He had no idea how many days had even passed, but it hardly seemed to matter.

[[ obviously for the shamelessly modded necromancer in the bed with him, and NFB for ~distance~ ]]
chef_chocobro: ((drownyard temple))
After their trudging journey, pouring over the entries in the journal they'd found for mere morsels of information (Ignis, naturally, frustrated that he had to rely so heavily on what was, no doubt, Jace's highly selective readings of the information), they finally made it to Nephalia, the road ending and winding along the base of its sea cliffs. Ignis kept close to Jace, knowing the path was likely narrow and treacherous, and figuring his best bet was to simply follow in the wake of Jace's own self-preservation, as he doubted the other man would take much of Ignis' own safety into consideration as he went along. The incline was steep, but, over the sound of his companion's labored breathing from the effort, he heard, too, in the distance, the creaking masts of ships and the somewhat familiar scents of the port town of Selhoff, the waves lapping against hulls, far off in the distance, but they were getting close.

He also heard someone approaching the way they were going. His companion's pace didn't flag or falter, which made him realize that he clearly hadn't seen the other person yet, and if his calculations were correct...

"Jace," he said, in warning, reaching out for the other man's shoulder to stop him, hopefully before he and this approaching individual collided.

In which Jace Beleren demonstrates how to make friends and respect boundaries. )

***

Jace spent the rest of their walk deep in thought. The trail ended on the rocky shores just north of the reef near a small fishing outpost. Its floodwalls, as the fisherwoman had indicated, were indeed nearly a foot underwater, and a thick, shining layer of rotting marine slime coated what had once been the dock and its ships.

Boots caked in slime and sand, Jace waded into the shallows and let the waves pass over his feet. As he waited for it to recede, he realized the water was moving parallel with the shore, not away from it.

Something down the beach was indeed changing the normal motion of the waves.

South of the village, the moonlight shone down on a massive ring of jagged structures jutting up from the ocean, clawing at the waves and passing ships.

"The Drownyard," Jace breathed. "This is it! All the cryptoliths point here!"

In which Jace Beleren demonstrates stealth and rationality )

[[ the journey of Ignis's godlike patience is continued from here and yoinked and yeeted around from "The Drownyard Temple" by Mel Li by myself and the incomparable, incalculable, incredible [personal profile] deathsmajesty, with all the same warnings for length and NFB, NFI, OOC love addendums! ]]
chef_chocobro: ((markov manor))
Markov Manor was torn apart, opened up and laid out to view like a dissected animal pinned to a board. Spires, halls, buttresses, and turrets were ripped from their moorings and left to hang at odd angles around the sundered core of the manor building.

Jace and Ignis stood at the end of a long arched bridge that jutted out from the mountainside. Below them was a sheer drop disappearing into mist. Ahead, what was once the rest of the bridge had become a scattering of steppingstones across the void, leading to the entryway of the manor.

"I guess Sorin probably isn't here," Jace muttered to to his companion.

Suddenly, he saw the place as it must have once been—an awe-inspiring structure of intricately decorated spires and balustrades, perched like a vulture at the edge of a lofty promontory. His breath caught in his chest as he took in the scale of the...not a manor, no, but a castle. A palace.

And the vision was gone, like an illusion. Scowling, he reached out with his mind, looking for some other intelligence that had forced the image into his mind. No one but Ignis was nearby, at least not anyone with thoughts he could detect. And he didn't think that had been a trick from the other man. Their relationship wasn't exactly chummy, but he'd seemed sincere in his desire to find Sorin with Jace. Sincere enough to risk infuriating Liliana. Jace had been on the wrong side of Liliana's wrath more than once and 'unpleasant' was a vast understatement. Still, he reinforced the wards he habitually kept around his mind and surveyed the castle as it actually was.

"Did Sorin do this, you think?" he wondered aloud. Liliana had suggested that he wasn't particularly welcome in his ancestral home. Either way, the sheer scale of the devastation gave him pause. "It's possible I should have taken Liliana's warnings more seriously." This was not the first time he'd thought that this journey and he was pretty sure it wasn't going to be the last.

Ignis was incredibly tempted... )

[[ a follow-up from here, and beaten, wrangled, modified, and cribbed from "The Mystery of Markov Manor" by James Wyatt, by the truly remarkable [personal profile] deathsmajesty and me! NFB, NFI, and OOC welcome! And do we really need the LENGTH warning? ]]
chef_chocobro: ((older) (no glasses) sexy coffee tiems)
Enjoy your rest, Ignis.

Just as he'd quite suspected, there was neither rest nor enjoyment ahead for Ignis after he'd made his exit from dinner last night, especially not with that (and the sound of shattering glass) slipping into every corner of his restless mind, although he did try. It was an insurmountable task, though, perhaps as impossible to achieve as convincing either one of these diametrically opposed forces he'd found himself in the middle of (no, correction: that he'd thrown himself in the middle of), but there were things at play here that Liliana didn't quite know, about why he would be so invested in the preservation of Innistrad beyond just the urge to not let a plane get devoured by some unknown entity, but after last night's conversation, loathe as he was to admit it, it left him wondering if such destruction might actually be preventing him from making a terrible mistake.

But even without all that...

Liliana might be able to stand by to save her own skin, but he could not. The very thought of remaining idle in the face of being able to do something, even something desperate and ill-advised, actually made his skin crawl.

Well, the bright side of being unable to sleep through the night, the hairs-breadth silver lining, was that he could at least get started on breakfast early enough that he might be able to catch Jace before he slipped away on his crazed mission. He'd asked a servant to try and intercept the man when he did emerge, to extend an invitation that if he is still planning to traipse up to Markov Manor, to at least have some food in his stomach before then. And therein, he planned to lay his trap of logic and reasoning.

He just hoped, as he took a long sip from his coffee, that the tumultuous and riotous weather outside would work as a boon for his argument, and wasn't just a portent of things to come ahead.

[[ for the ~brand new bestie~ and NFB for distance, obvi ]]
chef_chocobro: ((older) (no glasses) (dressy) artful gre)
Ignis was grateful for the convenient excuse of the kitchen once things were settled (for now) with Jace. Not only because the whole unexpected ordeal had put a pause on preparing a prize that he'd been looking forward to substantially, but also because, preparing that prize would now also give him the opportunity to think about something else for a short while. To focus on creating dinner, with a few stray thoughts here and there that were then neatly carved from his attention and thrown into the compost with the rest of his scraps.

But, of course, once the meal was finished, and he and Liliana sat down to enjoy it (with a plate, of course, dutifully sent up to their reluctant guest), those thoughts returned, balanced between the attempt to convince himself that none of this was any of his concern, even without consideration to Liliana's clear distaste for the situation, and that unavoidable tug to want to be able to help. Of course, it all might be moot by the morning, but he, from what he could discern from the man in even this brief meeting and from the pictures presented to him of (he certainly assumed) alternate futures, very much doubted it.

And therein was, indeed, a bit of a problem. When his attentions were turned to the outside world and his surroundings, Ignis' attention and senses were sharp and precise and didn't miss much. But when they turned inward, to his own head, it was all too easy for him to forget what existed outside of him, and so while his mind felt like a veritable cacophony of tumultuous thought and indecision and arguments from every side imaginable, his body exuded that deep, silent pensiveness as it cut into the tender venison and lifted it to his mouth, chewing it almost mindlessly besides for a small moment of acknowledgement to its excellent flavor, how well it was washed down with this particular wine, and now back to this conundrum of some haplessly misplaced plane-destroying creature on the loose in the Multiverse thanks to Liliana's clearly reckless, clearly foolhardy, godsdamned ex....

A *Minor* Difference of Opinion.... )


[[ continued from here and torturously preplayed with the ever effervescent and erudite [personal profile] deathsmajesty. NFB and NFI, but OOC to help ease the pain is always welcome! ]]
chef_chocobro: ((older) (no glasses) sexy coffee tiems)
Oh, as if there would be a holiday centered around food, and Ignis wouldn't be all over it. Without having to worry about class for the day, as well, his attention could be entirely poured into the kitchen throughout the entirety of the day. There were all the classics to attend to, of course--the turkey, the stuffing, the potatoes and green beans and other vegetables, cranberry sauce and gravy, plenty of pie--but also a few new recipehs to try, such as some candied yams, roasted apples, and bacon-wrappes Brussels sprouts.

There would be more than plenty to share if anyone chose to stop by, of course. Feeding people was one of the areas where Ignis truly thrived, but he would certainly not mind the ease of leftovers for the next week should it just turn out to be himself and Liliana as well.

The important thing was the cooking, and he was getting that satisfied in spades.


[[ hey! I live! Kind of! Anyway, it's open! Feel free to mod an invitation or just swing by because you know Iggy's gonna do Turkey Day right or whatever else ]]
chef_chocobro: <user name="deathsmajesty"> is amazing. ((older) (No glasses) tender)
Apparently, it would seem that spending the weekend as his seven-year-old self had not tempered with Ignis' natural sleeping patterns, so he awoke rather early that Monday, just slightly over when he might normally extricate himself from Liliana to get ready for the early morning training session. Of course, the only thing he had to extricate himself from was the bed in one of the guest rooms, and that....well....that simply would not do.

And so he he got up, made his way through the halls after taking a moment to orient himself based on which guest room he wound up in, and found himself at the more familiar threshold of his and Liliana's bedroom.

Where he returned to their bed, slipping back in as smoothly as he could, so as to not disturb her until his arms were around her and he was nuzzling his face into her neck.

"Mmmm," he hummed softly, "much better."

[[ for she in the bed, naturally. As natural as the NSFW warning that follows~ ]]
chef_chocobro: ((wee tiny) look up)
Although there were still a great deal of books he was curious about and he felt the temptation of Lady Vess' game room calling to him, Ignis had something very important to do that day, and so he was setting to the task of doing it with focus and determination. He had requested some nice stationary, as well as some other scrap pieces of paper because he knew he would require a few drafts to really get his thoughts down perfectly, and didn't want to waste the nice stationary as he worked through his words, or needed to start over because he'd spelled something wrong or made another error. Simply crossing it out and moving on just wouldn't do! And there was also picking the right words, too, which is why he had a handy dictionary and thesaurus to cross reference, and, with that, he set to this very important task of writing the younger Liliana Vess a letter, with meticulous care to make sure that his penmanship was excellent and everything very neat and precise.

Dear Liliana.... )

And, with that, and with many crumpled up pieces of paper already filling the waste basket at his feet, Ignis held out his letter to look it over for any other sneaky errors that might have slipped in, to make sure it said what he'd like it to say, and then smiled a little with approval as he nodded. He smoothed it out in front of him on the desk to start very carefully folding it so that he could slip it into an envelope and then pass on to Lady Vess so that she could ensure that it got to its intended recipient.

And then, he could get started on his next letter, this one for Noctis...

Sometimes, things were much easier to say when put down in writing than in spoken words, after all.

[[ somewhat establishy, since work is very likely to eat me, but also definitely open! ]]
chef_chocobro: ((older) no glasses - simple)
Today was Liliana's birthday, and, in a bold act of selfishness, Ignis had made the request that the squander it all away by spending it with him. Granted, he was fully aware of the fact that Liliana would be the exact type to subscribe to the idea of a birthday week, especially when she had to make up for last year's unfortunate timing that rendered her a mere child for the event, and he rather suspected that she did (somewhat, maybe, perhaps enjoy spending time with him, so he wasn't too terribly fussed about it. Especially since he was fairly certain she would also enjoy what he had in store for them.

Starting, of course, with him taking the day off of both work and training, allowing them to sleep in, especially since he was planning on having breakfast (or, rather, brunch) handled elsewhere, in a cute little bistro in the shadow of the gleaming Citadel in New Insomnia. From there, a car had been rented (did Ignis briefly contemplate making the sojourn with chocobos? Yes, for a split second before reminding himself that he did actually value his life and didn't want to be murdered) to drive them out to the Vesperpool, a journey that weaved through most of Lucis, affording Liliana a glimpse of most of what it had to offer: from the sparse badlands of Leide, the plains and woods of Duscae clustered around the Disc of Cauthus and the ropes of rock from the impact of the Meteor. They skirted past Lestallum when they entered Cleigne to head, instead, through the mountains and the old Hunter headquarters to emerge into their destination. The weather had, unfortunately, not cooperated, but the rain was light and warm, and, really, made short stroll through the swamp feel more true to the experience, anyway. There was no way to keep one's self that dry in approaching Steyliff Grove, anyway, and so Ignis certainly hoped Liliana had taken his warning about footwear to heart.

Trudging through a rainy swamp might not have seemed like what anyone would imagine to have been an ideal birthday excursion for Liliana, but, well, Ignis had nothing but confidence that it would be worth it.

And, eventually, there they stood among the pillars that flanked the entrance to the ancient mausoleum of the long-gone Solheim civilization, the structure of imposing stone laced with hints of old technology and nature's attempts to reclaim it, with its broken cracked stone stairs leading up to its towering entrance.

The timing should have mostly worked out, but as they approached, Ignis explained, "If the entrance is not glowing red yet, then we'll have to wait a moment. The tombs only become accessible when proper night falls."

[[ for the necromancer with the birthday and NFB for distance, obvi ]]
chef_chocobro: <user name="deathsmajesty"> is amazing. ((older) (no glasses) headhurty)
Ignis had been mildly surprised when the Stewart came and interrupted his work in the training room to let him know that he had a visitor. Frowning, wiping some sweat from his brow and taking a moment to make his hair somewhat decent, he checked his phone to see if there were any messages from Gladio or Prompto (there wasn't), leaving him with no choice but to ask, "Well, what do they want?"

"It's Summer Smith, sir," the steward dutifully informed him, "saying she's brought you a gift."

Ignis groaned and considered having the steward tell her he was unavailable, but he'd known Summer long enough to know that such a claim would hardly dissuade her.

He was absolutely making her wait until he'd had a moment to clean up a bit, though.

"Ignis!" The greeting was bright and loud and far too excited, exactly as he'd expect.

"Summer." The response was tight and clipped and like he had a stick up his ass, exactly as she'd expect, but that didn't bring her down at all. If anything, she amped up the excitement as he held up the gift in question and gave it a little demonstrative shake.

"I brought you
some rose
! From the trip we took in Stark's class yesterday!"

"Last I knew," Ignis pointed out, since that shake was not lost on him, "rose doesn't rattle, Summer."

"It's special rose!" she said. "Come on! Let's pop one of these bubblies open! It's been a hot minute! We can catch up! I can ask about why you haven't done anything with that ri--"

"Don't," Ignis cut her off sharply, sighing and wondering if there was any rum jelly beans, too, as he massage his temple and then moved inside, gesturing her in. "But alright. Let's try your...rose, but we'll talk about anything else. Deal?"

"No deal," Summer insisted brightly, but was still bouncing in after him, "but I promise I won't needle you too much. Just a little needling! As a treat!"





[[ look, i was BORED AT WORK today. It has been literally a million years since that happened. Dumb brain flotsam is inevitable. So, anyway, open post is definitely open ]]
chef_chocobro: ((older) (no glasses) amused to the side)
The quiet spot on the beach was the same, as was the fisherman's paella, but the date, the fruit salad, and the wine were all different, as Ignis had been saving one of the bottles they'd cultivated together in Argentina with the hopes to bring it out for this exact occasion: a celebration of the very first meal he'd ever cooked for Liliana, on this very same beach, as a bold response to a coy and cloying inquiry that had not only kicked off his experience at last year's Three Minute Dates, but had also fundamentally altered the trajectory of his life in ways he would have never imagined were even possible.

It was hard to put into words exactly how completely and extraordinarily things had changed for him during this past year, and so Ignis wasn't even going to try. In fact, he was just going to do what he knew was a far better way for him to communicate all of that, the same method he'd used to channel all the things that couldn't be expressed otherwise, for one reason or another: by pouring it all into food instead.

And so, his camp station was set up, there was achingly familiar music drifting quietly from a familiar music box, there was an excess of fruit that was not going into the salad to satisfy any grazing fingers, a spoon that being ostentatiously flipped far more than could ever be necessary, and, of course, someone to share it all with.

[[ and the post is for that someone~ ]]

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