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Ignis Scientia ([personal profile] chef_chocobro) wrote2025-04-07 04:23 am

Vess Manor, Stensia, Innistrad, Monday Morning (Fandom Time)

Enjoy your rest, Ignis.

Just as he'd quite suspected, there was neither rest nor enjoyment ahead for Ignis after he'd made his exit from dinner last night, especially not with that (and the sound of shattering glass) slipping into every corner of his restless mind, although he did try. It was an insurmountable task, though, perhaps as impossible to achieve as convincing either one of these diametrically opposed forces he'd found himself in the middle of (no, correction: that he'd thrown himself in the middle of), but there were things at play here that Liliana didn't quite know, about why he would be so invested in the preservation of Innistrad beyond just the urge to not let a plane get devoured by some unknown entity, but after last night's conversation, loathe as he was to admit it, it left him wondering if such destruction might actually be preventing him from making a terrible mistake.

But even without all that...

Liliana might be able to stand by to save her own skin, but he could not. The very thought of remaining idle in the face of being able to do something, even something desperate and ill-advised, actually made his skin crawl.

Well, the bright side of being unable to sleep through the night, the hairs-breadth silver lining, was that he could at least get started on breakfast early enough that he might be able to catch Jace before he slipped away on his crazed mission. He'd asked a servant to try and intercept the man when he did emerge, to extend an invitation that if he is still planning to traipse up to Markov Manor, to at least have some food in his stomach before then. And therein, he planned to lay his trap of logic and reasoning.

He just hoped, as he took a long sip from his coffee, that the tumultuous and riotous weather outside would work as a boon for his argument, and wasn't just a portent of things to come ahead.

[[ for the ~brand new bestie~ and NFB for distance, obvi ]]
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[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Fortunately for Ignis, he would find that Jace was easily swayed by logic and reasoning!

...So long as said logic and reasoning backed up the things he was planning to do anyway.

He wasn't sure what to think, when a zombie servant informed him that breakfast was waiting for him in the kitchen. That was a spot of consideration he certainly hadn't expected from Liliana. He figured he was lucky to have gotten a room to sleep in, especially after that weird interlude about mutual indifference--

He definitely wasn't expecting that breakfast to have been provided by Liliana's new lover, but that was who was waiting for him when he made his way into the kitchen, far, far earlier than he really would have liked.

He'd intended to demand 'is this some kind of trick?' or maybe, 'wait, so you cooked this, not a zombie, right?' but what came out of his mouth was, "Oh gods is that coffea?" with all the passion of a drowning man spotting a life preserver.
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[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Anything you put in it just means there's less coffea in the mug," Jace pointed out.

He idly - maybe not so idly - wondered if Liliana still drank hers with cinnamon, or if that had changed along with her perfume, lavender and oranges. Which was more proof he needed that coffea. How Liliana took her breakfast beverage was no longer his business.

Hadn't been in some time.

"Why?" There were so many, many questions he was trying to ask with just that single word.
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[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Guatemalan?

"Which brings us to the most pertinent of my whys--oh that is good," Jace said, taking a very long, very needed swallow from his mug. "Why are you here, making me coffea and breakfast, especially at this ungodly hour?"

You know. Seven in the morning. Utterly reprehensible.

"Not exactly the kind of hospitality I was expecting."

And don't mind if he did a little bit of mental diving while you answered, Ignis. Nothing personal (except your mental autonomy).

[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 11:52 am (UTC)(link)


All of that was well and good and Jace heard exactly none of it. The moment he went to scan Ignis with anything deeper than a cursory skim of his most basic thoughts, it was like somebody let a Rakdos spiker gang into his his head.

His brain was ringing with a clash of loud noise, like someone banging pots and pans together, a long with a wailing siren. The words YOU HAVE TRIGGERED THE IRRIM ALARM. GET OUT OF HIS HEAD. I REPEAT, GET OUT OF HIS HEAD. YOU HAVE TRIGGERED THE IRRIM ALARM... played on permanent loop in his brain.

"Gah!" he cried, clutching his head. The mug full of precious, life-giving coffea tumbling out of hands to crash against the floor as he was driven to his knees.

He dragged his mind away, more by reflex than conscious thought, and mercifully the din ceased. "Gods, what in the hells was that?" he asked weakly. "An Irrim Alarm?"

Had Liliana somehow done this to protect Ignis from him? But how? She was no telepath...
Edited 2025-04-07 11:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*Sorry,* Jace sent, sounding sheepish. *Habit.*

Up to Ignis whether that was better or worse.

"Besides," he continued aloud, mopping (and mourning) the spilled coffea now liberally spattered all over his coat, "no offense, but you're Liliana's. She's not exactly known for her honesty and fair dealings. Especially with me."

Did Ignis know? The sordid history between them? Not really able to be summed up with a simple 'ex-lovers.' Ex-engaged wasn't exactly accurate, either, but not by much.
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[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"You want to help me?" Jace asked, his voice almost boyish in its hopefulness. "Really?"

He looked up (yes, up, ugh Ignis did you also have to be tall?) at the other man, and, for the first time, made direct eye contact. He didn't make it often; he didn't need it to read intentions, and while he'd learned to look at people's eyes when he talked to them, this morning had been too full of surprises to bother with it. Seeing Ignis' white-on-white, scorched out gaze, he couldn't help but gasp in surprise--thouggbhe did manage to keep hold of his coffea this time. "Your eyes," he said softly, noticing the scarring on his face, too. "What happened?"

Yes, okay, he knew it was rude, but he couldn't exactly go digging into Ignis' thoughts to find out the politer way, now could he?

[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)


"Wait, you're blind?" Jace blurted out. "But you're cook--" Oh, he should probably stop talking right now, shouldn't he? He was just going to take another long drink of his coffea. "I, uh. Hadn't realized."

And would go on to forget several more times during this adventure!

"So, err, you mentioned help?"
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[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I mean, I'm not sure what else to do," Jace said, pretending that he wasn't impressed by the knife flipping. "Find Sorin Markov, ask him to help, find the missing Eldrazi horror existing somewhere in the Multiverse, stop it from devouring any helpless planes. I'm not sure what else you're..."

The phrase looking for was right on the tip of his tongue, but he hastily decided to go in another direction.

"...thinking about." Nailed it. "I'm short on options, information, and time."
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"None," Jace admitted. "I mean, I came here looking for Sorin Markov. I learned that he has a familial estate. That seemed pretty cut-and-dried to me..." Jace drank more coffee in an effort to fight off feeling foolish. How was he supposed to know about internecine vampire politics? "I mean, I've done a lot of research into trying to find out more about the Eldrazi, just not so much into Sorin. And it wasn't like I could ask my contact..."

Since Ugin refused to communicate with him anymore.
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[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Because I can't afford to listen to it," Jace said bluntly. "Lili may not care that there's an entity out there that can devour whole planes, but I do. Especially since it's partially my fault they got loose." He rubbed his temple. "I was hoping that she would give me information that would help, but if she won't, then I have to just keep going with what I do have. Because the other option is to just do nothing and I will not do that."
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"Okay, so there is something going on?" Jace asked. "This is only my third day on this plane, so I wasn't sure if something weird was happening or if Innistrad is just like this."

He paused to take a few bites of his breakfast. It was (surprisingly?) delicious.

"Do either Thalia or Avacyn know that there are other planes? Or about Planeswalkers? It's rare that anyone who isn't a Planeswalker does. And I really hate having to spend half the conversation explaining that no, I'm not crazy, yes, there are other planes of existence, and that's before we throw in a plane-devouring entity from beyond the Blind Eternities, who I've accidentally...misplaced...and now is traveling around, looking for its next appetizer."
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"I'm well-liked!" Jace protested. "...Back on Ravnica...."

Not the point, Jace. And how often do you go out among them anyway? Usually too busy doing Living Guildpact duties. When you're there...why am I worried about a rogue Eldrazi when Lavinia is going to murder me when I get back anyway?

"Ahem. Uh, anyway...I see your point, but also, I arrived in Thraben...not far from what the locals charmingly call the Bloodless Wall. There was a vampire chained to it and starving and from the rows of manacles, I'm pretty sure it's not the first. I figured that Thraben probably wasn't the place to go looking for an ancient vampire, or a good place to get mistaken for a vampire sympathizer. From the minds I read, Stensia is apparently 'infested' with them, so that's where I headed."

He poked at a sausage. "I see your point, I do, but Liliana was right that Sorin may not even be on this plane. If I have to take a risk, I'd rather it be with people who definitely know him, and might be able to say where he is or when he can be expected, rather than people who might not even know he exists at all. I just don't have that kind of time."

Ignis should remember that line for later.
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[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
When the internal 'I told you so's start before you leave, that might be a sign.

"Then I Planeswalk away very quickly and hope that your friends in Thraben might actually know more?" Jace said, giving Ignis his best unsure-but-game smile. "Honestly, if Innistrad is a dead end, then I don't know what I'll do. Probably try to convince my contact to talk to me again? Try to find out who the third, unnamed Planeswalker they worked with was?"

[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)


"Divide and conquer then!" Jace declared, sounding pleased with himself. "I'll go to the Markovs and you to Thraben! Twice the ground in the same amount of time."

[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)


Hey now, Ignis. He'd unleashed three planes-devouring monsters! He'd just managed to contain the other two.

"Short of providing me a map to where Emrakul is hiding or a means to communicate with Sorin directly, probably not," Jace admitted. "I need answers and I need them yesterday, so I've got to go with the most likely source, even if it's also the most dangerous."

He finished his breakfast and pushed the plate away from him slightly as he stood up. "I appreciate the thought, Ignis, I really do. And the breakfast. But I've got to get going. My horse got eaten by a werewolf last night, and Stensia's a pretty big province by foot."

Especially when he still didn't have exact directions to the manor anyway...

[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)


Jace hesitated. Then realized he was hesitating and exhaled. "I would...really appreciate that," he admitted. "Usually I get where I'm going by reading the minds of people around me, but Innistrad so far has been very low on the non-werewolf people, at least since leaving Thraben." He fiddled with his coat a moment, then asked, "Does Liliana know you intend to come with me?"

By which he meant, Is this going to cause trouble?

He wasn't sure how he was going to feel if the answer was 'yes' or 'no.'
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[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay then. His funeral.

...Yes, that was a necromancer pun.

"When can you be ready to go?"
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[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Does she still take her coffee with cinnamon?" Ignis asked, even as he called himself an idiot for doing so. "And oversalt everything?"
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[personal profile] deathsmajesty 2025-04-07 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
The plate was duly taken away and if Ignis thought that would somehow magically bestir Liliana to come down and say goodbye to him in the kitchen, he was mistaken.

It wasn't, in fact, until they were in the yard, almost to the massive gates that closed off the property that she came dashing out of the house, wearing her favorite nightgown under a dressing gown, barefoot and bare-headed (though he could hear the everpresent jangle of the Chain Veil) and flew at him.

Her arms wrapped around his shoulders and she kissed him, hard and fierce and with no small remnants of last night's anger. It was neither forgiven nor forgotten (indeed, how could it be, with them leaving to march forth into idiocy?), but still. She was here. "You're a fool, Ignis Scientia," she told him. "A fool who courts death of his own volition. You have one job, and that is to come back to me. I don't care about Sorin, or the Markovs, or this plane-eating monstrosity, your one job is to return to me. Feel free to leave Jace to die if you must--"

"Hey!"

"--so long as you return."
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[personal profile] deathsmajesty 2025-04-07 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Liliana stepped back when he left her go, drawing up the remains of her dignity, her majesty even, that she could run about in her nightgown and still appear regal, that she could fling herself at a man and still appear self-possessed.

"Jace," she said, tone imperious. "Just so we're clear: if he dies, there won't be enough of you to donate to a carnarium."
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[personal profile] mtggarystu 2025-04-07 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Jace had turned away, was looking at the road, ostensibly for anything untoward, but mostly so he didn't have to see...that. It brought up too many memories, was too close to certain things and too different from others for him to be truly comfortable. Again, he thought of Ignis' lack-of-surprise at his name, the use of the term 'paramour.'

No, all of these were useless thoughts, stupid thoughts, dangerous thoughts. Liliana only brought trouble and heartache and if Ignis hadn't figured that out yet, that was his business.

"Duly noted," he said, mildly, and pleased himself with how natural it sounded.

"Try not to get yourself killed, either," she added.

It was useless, and stupid, and dangerous to brighten at that addition, but he did anyway. "The Multiverse has been trying for a very long time," he said. "It hasn't succeeded yet."
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A ghost of chill fingers of his cheek, his lips, and then she, too, was turning, heading back inside. She did not give them another look.

Jace fell into step with Ignis, and, for the first, and also last, time in this venture, wisely held his tongue as they walked.