"Well, not to be that person," said Ignis, who was definitely always that person, "but I daresay a little abstinence in that respect might do you some good.

"But, please," he gestured toward the chair on the other side of the desk, "have a seat, and let's see about what you'vr brought. Might as well allow ourselves to indulge in whatever pleasures the island still allows us."

And the fact that he hadn't even meant a word of that suggestively right now was a true testiment to the lack of caffeine affecting him far more than he would even deign to let on...