"I'm sure," Ignis noted with amusement and another sip of his coffee, "once you find the jello shots table...we'll have nothing to worry about."

Well, they would probably have different concerns at that point, but Ignis was already preparing for those.

"And usually," he said, "it involves simply allowing me to be the one to do the talking, a responsibility he rarely minds giving over to me. It also helps with his whole...mysterious and elusive reputation, I suppose. And if that fails, well...we fall back on an escape plan in that case, as well.