And here Ignis was thinking he was about to have a nice, quiet evening at home, not even having to clean up any messes made for the sake of his own birthday, too...

He heard his phone buzz, picked it up to look, and then sighed.

I can't tell if that was supposed to be a joke regarding the closeness of the companionship I have with my compatriots or an actual substantial presumption on your part regarding my personal romantic pursuits, but what I am quite certain of is that, whichever it is, the answer is no.